Achy Breaky news stacking
Thursday, February 14, 2008 By Aaron Brown
Here's one of the "top stories" from Yahoo News this morning:
"Billy Ray Cyrus apologizes for seatbelt gaffe"
Let's go back to journalism school. Who? What? Why? Where? When? How?
Who: Billy Ray Cyrus, washed up country star who sang "Achy Breaky Heart," a song so stupid that it almost triggered the End Times (unless it actually did, which is a working theory in many fundamentalist circles).
What: Something about seatbelts. Is this 1988?
Why: Billy Ray Cyrus is news again because his daughter is the girl who plays "Hannah Montana."
Where and When: 'Merica, the present
How: Don't know, but when we figure it out we'll have solved all the world's problems.
"Billy Ray Cyrus apologizes for seatbelt gaffe"
Let's go back to journalism school. Who? What? Why? Where? When? How?
Who: Billy Ray Cyrus, washed up country star who sang "Achy Breaky Heart," a song so stupid that it almost triggered the End Times (unless it actually did, which is a working theory in many fundamentalist circles).
What: Something about seatbelts. Is this 1988?
Why: Billy Ray Cyrus is news again because his daughter is the girl who plays "Hannah Montana."
Where and When: 'Merica, the present
How: Don't know, but when we figure it out we'll have solved all the world's problems.
February 16, 2008 10:33 PM
I really feel I need to get something off my chest and this may be the opportune time to share my long kept secret. Deep breath . . . . O.K. here it goes, I once attended a Billy Ray Cyrus concert at the Decc. *wince*
--AnnMarie