I don't normally play along with crazy Internet forward games but since this one came from my wife (the Northern Cheapskate), and she knows all our account numbers while I don't, I'll play along with this one.
Here's the game. I've been tagged to share seven random facts about myself on my blog. At the end, I'll "tag" other people.
1) I would trade everything I know about politics and history for rhythm.
2) I used to smoke. One time, when I smoked, I bought this really tacky plastic lighter that was in the shape of a woman wearing a slinky evening gown. I used to smoke Winstons on the deck overlooking a small forest behind a radio station where I worked. One night, something in the lady lighter malfunctioned and it burst into flames in my hand, so I hurled her into the woods. If it hadn't been raining that night it easily would have started a forest fire that probably would have destroyed a nearby car dealership.
3) I have the lower body of a 28-year-old runner and the upper body of a 48-year-old Russian playwright.
4) I got married at age 20.
5) We had three boys within a two year span.
6) My first alcoholic drink was consumed illegally in a bar at age 18 while shaking the hand of my state's attorney general.
7) An agenda of a 1999 Clarke College faculty association meeting included an item entitled "The Aaron Brown Situation." (I had put up a web site called the "Clarke College Communist Party" or CCCP as a protest against some tyranny of the moment; the next year I transferred to a public school).
I don't quite understand how the tagging system works, so I'll just ask the many anonymous readers who have visited lately to have their way with the comments section. Name seven random facts about yourself!