We survived a rather extensive family Christmas marathon involving lots of meat, cheese and potatos and very few green vegetables. Also, lots of baby holding and toddler chasing, but that's a given these days. Santa brought Cranky the Crane, so all is well.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Christmas decompression
Monday, December 24, 2007
Merry Christmas from MinnesotaBrown
I'm laying off the blog 'til Boxing Day. Enjoy some time with your friends and family. That's my plan.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Our dog is still alive and other Christmas news
So we sent out our Christmas cards which were actually just letters, and photocopied letters at that. I’ve read the etiquette columns and I know such documents should be augmented with personal notes, ribbons and probably glitter, but we just sent out the black and white photo letter. We have three boys under the age of three, including a toddler and twin babies. I think people understand the unspoken truth that any complaints about the letters might lead to a stabbing involving the tree angel.
See, people set the bar low when you have small children. It really doesn’t matter if your Christmas letters lack whimsy, if the font is clunky and unreadable and there are no verbs. All they want are pictures of “the babies.” Oh, and if those babies are doing something cute – smiling or pursing their lips or reflecting colors from the visible spectrum – they might not care if you’ve written anything in the English language.
~ An excerpt from my Sunday, Dec. 23 column for the Hibbing Daily Tribune. Read it on the Sunday opinion page, on www.minnesotabrown.com or archived here.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Brown on the Air: Home for the Holidays
The topic for this week's "Between You and Me" on 91.7 KAXE is "Home for the Holidays." Host Heidi Holtan and anyone who cares to call in will be discussing what it's like coming home for Christmas, including traditions, stories and reflections.
My weekly essay contribution is about my drive home from a college in Iowa my first and only year as a non-Iron Range resident. Here is a random sampling of words included in the essay:
- "marijuana"
- "farting"
- "haul truck"
- "love"
Intrigued? I hope so. Tune in from 10 a.m. to noon on 91.7 FM in northern Minnesota or online at http://www.kaxe.org/.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
The Pro-Breakfast Candidate
Toddler dialogue from this morning:
TODDLER: Santa bring Cranky? (the Crane, from "Thomas and Friends")
ME: That depends, are you a good boy?
TODDLER: Hmmm.
ME: Are you a good boy or naughty?
TODDLER: I like breakfast.
Sounds like someone is preparing for a congressional campaign.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Surviving the first salvo of the holiday season
I’m generally a positive, happy dude. But it’s hard for me to avoid cynicism
during the holiday consumerism assault. Every year we are treated to the false impressions that our economy relies on everyone buying plastic goods the day after Thanksgiving. We are told what toys are “hot” and what our rooftops should look like from the ionosphere (Answer: like a small star). People spend themselves into debt, creating stress and hardship. The kind of love we aim to celebrate during this season is replaced by the kind of love that is really just a rush of shopping mall oxygen and excessive eggnog. I better stop now before retail federation storm troopers raid my house and charge half a dozen dancing, singing animal decorations to my credit card. (Try explaining that one to CitiBank).
~ An excerpt from my Sunday, Nov. 25, 2007 column in the Hibbing Daily Tribune. Read it at http://www.minnesotabrown.com/ or archived here.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Black Friday observations
The family and I decided to go shopping today despite the many predictable frustrations that would occur on "the biggest shopping day of the year." Things went fine, by and large, but it sure does raise the blood pressure.
My Hibbing Daily Tribune column for this upcoming Sunday deals with the Christmas shopping concept, so tune in for that. Meantime, I'll be finding time to get my new LED Christmas lights up on the house. I was limited to buying just four strings because they cost more, so I have to rework my design pattern.
I did make one humorous observation that serves as a metaphor for our economy AND our society. Picture a guy about my age (mid to late 20s) looking over the blenders and food processors on sale at Wal-Mart. He's on his cell phone, presumably with his significant other, and I pick up the conversation from here: "Well, what DO you want then? ... How will I know if you don't tell me? ... Well, OK fine." Must be a young relationship. Most seasoned pros know that you shouldn't buy kitchen appliances unless specifically told to do so, and you never stand by the product you're considering buying for your lovey, call her and ask her if that's what she wants. Doing so in regards to a kitchen appliance violates two major laws at once. I had to laugh when I saw the same guy later leaving the electronics section with a digital camera. Heh-heh. Someone had to PAY OUT.
I guess they don't do this in other countries. I heard something about that, somewhere.

