Our balls are safe
Monday, July 20, 2009 By Aaron Brown
Boy howdy, it's a hot day for Duluth news. The man with a history of stealing large rubber exercise balls and slashing them as part of an elaborate sexual fetish has turned himself in.
What can I add that would read more smoothly than the facts? Nothing, I tell you. Nothing.
What can I add that would read more smoothly than the facts? Nothing, I tell you. Nothing.
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July 21, 2009 at 4:15 AM
I'd like to note that the reason I haven't written about this topic yet is because I really doubt I could add anything to it.
July 21, 2009 at 8:22 AM
It's guys like this that make my job as a public defender so fascinating! You can't make this stuff up.
July 21, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Apparently I've recently taken a ton of hallucinogenic drugs and forgotten about it. I could swear that my computer just showed me an article about a guy with a sexual fetish for slashing exercise balls.
words fail me...
July 21, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Has he declared his candidacy for Governor yet?